After the Plague

There were boyhood summers on the Dakota plains when my mother would douse me with DEET and insist, to my acrimonious protest, that I wear long sleeves even if the temperature was a sultry 87.  Sometimes, if the mosquitoes were swarming over the porch in the evening, she would forbid me from venturing outside at all.  I would implore my father to free me from this imposed quarantine.  He would sternly shake his head no, explaining that I could get “encephalitis.”

“You could get brain damage!” my mother would scream from the kitchen as if his five-syllable definition was too clinical for me to comprehend.  I’d seen the KELOLAND news.  I knew all about West Nile.  The way she said brain damage you’d think she had just gargled with acid.  For me, being trapped inside my room was tantamount to spiritual death—my precious childhood vanishing like water down a drain.

The tankers trucks rolled by in the quiet afternoons, trailing behind them a sweet cloud of insecticide that smelled oddly like bacon.  It seemed like a bullshit overreaction.  Everyone dies, I thought.  Each summer maybe one kid in the city would die.  But out of 90,000 people, what were the odds it would be me?  Damn small I figured, almost nothing.  But it was hard to argue with “brain damage.”  My blood boiled as I clawed at the circular welts dabbed with pink calamine lotion on my arms and legs.  I stewed in frustration, waiting for the plague to end.

I’ve been angry and depressed lately, mourning the restrictions placed on my daily life by the COVID 19 pandemic.  My children are not permitted to go to school because their schools have been closed, perhaps till summer.  I am blessed in many ways.  My wife, a teacher also, can work from home mostly, so childcare should not be much of an issue.  I am grateful for the financial security my job as a letter carrier provides.  But I wish I could plan a trip or eat inside a restaurant.  Last weekend I invited a friend over for dinner, but he could not make it because he was self-quarantining after a recent trip to Seattle.  The situation does get suffocating.  I didn’t have to work today.  Normally, I would have the house to myself.  Instead, I tutored my dyslexic son with his handwriting and taught my youngest, such a math whiz, to play poker.  He won all but one hand.  Beginner’s luck as they say.  Towards lunchtime, I let Emily take over the homeschooling and went for a walk in the rain.

The streets were empty.  I brought along a trash bag and grabber, intending to pick up litter—a hobby of mine when I don’t know what to do with myself, even in a viral pandemic.  I hiked to Minnehaha Falls and in spite of the early spring, there was still a good amount of ice built up around the generous flow of cascading water.  The ice was dirty on one side and an iridescent, almost glacial blue on the other.  A mammoth chunk seemed ready to cleave off at any moment. 

I descended a long staircase to where the creek was flowing rapidly.  After placing a few Dairy Queen cups and Pepsi bottles in my sack, I quickly found that the trail, slick with ice and rain, was nearly impossible to walk on.  I fought for traction as I inched along, even using my fragile grabber as a cane to keep from sliding into the churning current.  I’d forgotten how icy this side of the fabled creek always gets, and I was damn glad, idiot as I am, that I a I didn’t have the kids along.

But, sure enough, it wasn’t long before I made to a stone footbridge.  The other side was free of ice and, man, was there a lot of trash.  I went to work, feeling like a wet duck in rain.  It wasn’t long before my sack was plum full and cumbersome to carry.   I lugged it, as best I could, up a steep embankment to where I knew a dumpster would be located.  The underbrush on either side of me was strewn with beer bottles–too much work for one man or woman, at least for today.  I wondered if the City Parks Department ever did clean ups or if the weeds just grew up so you couldn’t see it. 

Unburdened at last, I followed a wide, gravel trail to the Mississippi River where a pair of guys were fishing.

“Any bites?” I asked from a wooden bridge that spanned the mouth of Minnehaha Creek.

“Not really.  A couple little pulls.

“It’s early,” I said with a nod.

Then I gazed downstream in silence at a river that today, at least, had no answers.  This was a spot I often fished, either by myself or with the boys.  I’d caught some very respectable walleyes there and the location had inspired three of my best stories.  (Lost and Found)  It was a place I often went to feel better.

With all the germaphobia going around, you might be asking yourself why I chose to pick up litter on my day off.  The answer, very simply, was that the activity made me feel like I was in control.

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